Get to know me meme - [4/5] favorite male characters: Andy Dwyer“I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it. ”
Parks and Recreation, first & last lines
Secret genius
if these two ever plan anything together their plan will most likely fail and they’ll probably get by on sheer dumb luck lol
I’ve got a weird rash in my knee-pit area. And my tongue on this side doesn’t taste anything anymore. Sometimes, when I walk, my ankles make, like, a weird rattlesnake sound. What else? Things that are far away from my eyes are fuzzy. I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it. And I’ve never seen the wrapper come out. Also, I’ve swallowed every piece of gum that I’ve chewed for the past 25 years.